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Tuesday, December 27, 2016

In Writing Cave

Hey, guys. I'm in my writing cave. I won't be doing much on social media, so if you've even noticed I'm not around, that's why.

Thought I'd give you some funny headlines today. Really, some of these editors should think about what they use for headlines before it goes to print. So, here you go. Have a laugh on them!


CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS

PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS


Weren't these fun?
Hope you all have a good week.


4 comments:

  1. These remind me of the Headlines segment Jay Leno used to do on the Tonight Show!

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    1. These are only about half of them. I'll do the other half another time.

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  2. Prostitutes appeal to the pope? That's unexpected!

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