Thought I'd give you some funny headlines today. Really, some of these editors should think about what they use for headlines before it goes to print. So, here you go. Have a laugh on them!
CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
Weren't these fun?
Hope you all have a good week.
These remind me of the Headlines segment Jay Leno used to do on the Tonight Show!
ReplyDeleteThese are only about half of them. I'll do the other half another time.
DeleteProstitutes appeal to the pope? That's unexpected!
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